A Poem About Nothing (a parrot without clothing)

'Called a random boy honey,
Then I ate a chocolate bunny.
Hurt my foot and screamed; "Ow!"
Then I drank some H2O.
Poured confetti on my toes
Pulled a purse out of my nose

Found a mellow full of meat
Then went to Peanutbutterstreet
Bought a cat made of cheese
That wasn't easy to please
It wanted plenty of bananas
And a vacation to Bahamas
We travelled on a lion
Telling stories about Brian
Who was really not his mother
Though Joey was his brother

He tied his shoelace
Then put the hat back into place
Started grinning at my knee
Said: "To be or not to be"

A poem about nothing
And a parrot without clothing
A girl named Ida-y
Was pretty bored this friday.
(gammelt: påsken 2008 - viste den til Rasmus, da han sagde, jeg ikke var underlig nok.)